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Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shoot Paris Hilton

This page gets close to 2,000 hits a month, mostly from people looking for pictures of Paris Hilton’s tits.  Don’t you know she doesn’t have any tits?

I don’t know why I harbour such disdain for poor old Paris Hilton. I mean, she’s got more money than perhaps even MC Hammer could spend. She’s even got her own illicit sex tape à la Pamela Anderson and now it looks like she’s gotten herself a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card, too!

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Mashups That Would Never Work

On the Interweb these days, it’s all about the Mash-Ups, baby. Take Google Maps and put Flickr photos on there, or get the number for the closest Liquor Delivery service simply by clicking where you live on a Google Map. Or use Google Maps to show you where people have been stashing crap for you to find.

Well, I’m going to give you a few mashups that will never work: Because they have nothing to do with Google Maps.

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