Mister T, I think it’s about time you started an annual list of the Fools You Pity.
What with the passing of Richard “Mr.” Blackwell a couple years ago and the loss of his worst-dressed list, the time is ripe for you to step up with a New Year’s list of the Fools You Pity.
Just think of all the hilarity you could give to the World every year with a list of those you pity the most. Actors, wannabe actors, politicians, public figures, people who died in strange ways like that cave guy, The Queen…really, you’ve got limitless material there.
If you need help writing it, I can be available. But please, whatever you do, do this.