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Well, you have to give it up for some marketing efforts. Volkswagen are running an advertisement right now that shows you how to start their Passat model with any one of your five digits.

Unfortunately, choosing the middle finger (and taking a quick screenshot) probably doesn’t convey the message they wanted.

I don’t know why I harbour such disdain for poor old Paris Hilton. I mean, she’s got more money than perhaps even MC Hammer could spend. She’s even got her own illicit sex tape ? la Pamela Anderson and now it looks like she’s gotten herself a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card, too!

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This is a band called Sons of Butcher, and this track is Fuck the Shit. I think this is pretty funny. Watch it twice and maybe you won’t agree, but watch it once and you’ll be with me. Fuck it.

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On the Interweb these days, it’s all about the Mash-Ups, baby. Take Google Maps and put Flickr photos on there, or get the number for the closest Liquor Delivery service simply by clicking where you live on a Google Map. Or use Google Maps to show you where people have been stashing crap for you to find.

Well, I’m going to give you a few mashups that will never work: Because they have nothing to do with Google Maps.

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Do you think there’s at least one scientist in the World waiting for the discovery of some disease that turns you all sorts of different colours…just so they can call it “Disco Fever”?

It seems everyone else was hitting it, why not me? Sure, Larry Birkhead has been shown to be the father using a DNA test, but they had O.J. nailed with all kinds of DNA and didn’t manage to convict him.

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Using my amazing psychic powers, which I refer to as “My Amazing Psychic Powers”, I gift the World with a random selection of my amazing predictions for the year ahead.

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This is Emperor Palpatine getting the call from Darth Vader that the Death Star had been destroyed.

This is from a show in the USA called Robot Chicken.