Do you know what Mensa is? It’s Latin for “table”, and it’s also a club for people with an IQ that is within the top 2% of the population. Right now, I think that means an IQ of 142 or better, with 100 being average.
As of today, I’m going to stop trying to write beautiful prose for this blog. I’ve managed to do it before, with articles like Lake of Fire, Anyone? and Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shoot Paris Hilton, perhaps I don’t need to continue to prove that I’m witty.