Archive for December 2nd, 2009

1.  Where do old dental hygienists go to die?  I swear I’ve never seen one older than about 35.  Do they float the old ones out to sea on a giant set of teeth…with nothing but a giant toothbrush to paddle with?

2.  I bet Tiger Woods’ wife Elin has an extra-large putter.  So she can hit 2 balls at once.